Online dating is boring. Here's how to entertain yourself
Description
Can You Date A Younger Man?
The Qualities Of A Good Make Out Buddy
When Guys Should Pay On A Date And Why
Playing Games When Dating
How to Hit on Someone via Facebook
What Not To Say On A First Date?
Why Hasn't He Called and What Should I Do About It?
Getting Prepped for a First Date
Defriending Your Ex On Facebook
The people on online dating sites are so boring. Sometimes, you've just got to entertain yourself. Here are some IM conversations I've had with people:
[Day before the first date]
Her: I'm really nervous. You're not going to rape and murder me, are you?
Me: Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you.
Her: i make enough
Her: enough to travel when i am not working
Me: do you have any left over for retirement?
Me: i'm such a jew
Her: haha
Her: i haven't started planning that at all
Her: i am only 27
Her: it's the new 14
Her: :)
Me: lol
Me: now i'm even more attracted to you
Her: i have pubes.
Me: a little less
Me: brb, gotta pee again.
Me: I've got the bladder of a bunny
Me: It's in my pocket
[Talking to an Asian girl ]
Me: yeah you people all look the same to us
Me: you're a chick, right?
Her: hahaha
Her: white people look the same to us Asians
Me: sure we do
Me: that's because you're always squinting
Her: hahahaha
Me: open your eyes and you'd see the difference
[to a Japanese girl...]
Me: btw, i gotta insult you on not knowing about japanese porn. Have you no culture?
Me: what would your parents say?
Her: i know it exists!
Her: my parents taught me that much at least!
Me: haha
Me: yeah but you don't know much about it. Unlike me
Me: i'm somewhat of an expert. A pornnaisseur, if you will.
Her: hahaha i like that word
The Qualities Of A Good Make Out Buddy
When Guys Should Pay On A Date And Why
Playing Games When Dating
How to Hit on Someone via Facebook
What Not To Say On A First Date?
Why Hasn't He Called and What Should I Do About It?
Getting Prepped for a First Date
Defriending Your Ex On Facebook
The people on online dating sites are so boring. Sometimes, you've just got to entertain yourself. Here are some IM conversations I've had with people:
[Day before the first date]
Her: I'm really nervous. You're not going to rape and murder me, are you?
Me: Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you.
Her: i make enough
Her: enough to travel when i am not working
Me: do you have any left over for retirement?
Me: i'm such a jew
Her: haha
Her: i haven't started planning that at all
Her: i am only 27
Her: it's the new 14
Her: :)
Me: lol
Me: now i'm even more attracted to you
Her: i have pubes.
Me: a little less
Me: brb, gotta pee again.
Me: I've got the bladder of a bunny
Me: It's in my pocket
[Talking to an Asian girl ]
Me: yeah you people all look the same to us
Me: you're a chick, right?
Her: hahaha
Her: white people look the same to us Asians
Me: sure we do
Me: that's because you're always squinting
Her: hahahaha
Me: open your eyes and you'd see the difference
[to a Japanese girl...]
Me: btw, i gotta insult you on not knowing about japanese porn. Have you no culture?
Me: what would your parents say?
Her: i know it exists!
Her: my parents taught me that much at least!
Me: haha
Me: yeah but you don't know much about it. Unlike me
Me: i'm somewhat of an expert. A pornnaisseur, if you will.
Her: hahaha i like that word
Début de l'événement
30.01.2021
Fin de l'événement
30.01.2021